I'M YOUR LATE NIGHT EVENING PROSTITUTE (Tom Waits)
Album Early Years vol.1 (1971)

          G                                     Am        D
Well, I got here at eight and I'll be here 'til two
G                        Am           D
I'll try my best to entertain you and
G                                  Am          D
Please don't mind me if I get a bit crude
             G   G/F#   Em    Am D          G
I'm your late night evening.........prostitute

So drink your Martini and stare at the moon
Don't mind me, I'll continue to croon and
Don't mind me if I get a bit lewd
I'm your late night evening prostitute

chorus :

        Am   D          G             C                   G 
 And dance, have a good time I'll continue to shine
         Am   D            G              C 
 Yes, dance, have a good time - Don't mind me if I slip upon a 
 D
 rhyme  

And I got here at eight and I'll be here 'til two
I'll try my best to entertain you and
Please don't mind me if I get a bit crude
I'm your late night evening prostitute
I'm your late night evening prostitute